Hello Morbo, how’s the family?

No, just a regular mistake. You mean while I'm sleeping in it?
Posted by Thomas Mass in Daily, Life on May 29, 2016

I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack!

I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Well, thanks to the Internet. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! But existing is basically all I do! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.

Thomas Mass

Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Bender, we’re trying our best. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as “the brig”.

Comments (2)

  1. Thomas Mass says:

    Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff!

  2. Thomas Mass says:

    No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very… ‘Im a “thing”.

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