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You risked your life

Posted by Thomas Mass in Travel on May 27, 2016

Now what? Professor, make a woman out of me. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso! We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Why not indeed!

No, she’ll probably make me do it. You mean while I’m sleeping in it? No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso! That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! I wish! It’s a nickel.

Thomas Mass

Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Bender, we’re trying our best. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as “the brig”.

Comments (2)

  1. Thomas Mass says:

    I had more, but you go ahead. Oh, I think we should just stay friends. But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk!

  2. Thomas Mass says:

    Now what? Professor, make a woman out of me. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso! We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Why not indeed!

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