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You’re not even robots

Oh God, what have I done? So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? Okay, I like a challenge. Throw her in the brig. Shut up and take my money!

Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. I’m a thing. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point! Oh yeah, good luck with that. With gusto. Daddy Bender, we’re hungry.

Recent Projects

We’ll need to have
Industrial Design
Look into your hard drive
Industrial Design
Ugh, it’s filthy
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Five hours
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You’re going to do his laundry?
Branding
What are their names?
Mobile
I like cooking too
Food
Give a little credit
Industrial Design
And then the battle’s not so bad?
Food
Every other day it’s food
Food
I found what I need
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It’s like pimping
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