Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Shut up and take my money! We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.